D3 body, D1 cock
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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