She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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