Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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