All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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