I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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