Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He did a backflip because drugs
You did what with his pubic hair?
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