I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This girl is more easily done than said...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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