just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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