He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I got chris browned last night
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
be right there i have to get my cape
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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