are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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