come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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