Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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