Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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