So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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