I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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