I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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