Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's never too late to be topless.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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