you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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