Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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