Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
im having a threesome with these popsicles
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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