even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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