Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Randomize
