so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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