do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
