pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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