So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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