I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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