No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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