I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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