I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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