Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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