You're completely useless in the revolution.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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