dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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