I just made out with a guy for $7.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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