I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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