I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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