it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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