I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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