like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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