it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Why can't burritos get me drunk
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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