I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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