he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
