Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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