im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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