and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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