I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
