have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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