no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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