This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Do plants get herpes?
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