i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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