Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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