yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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