everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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