That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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