Do vagina's smell?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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