my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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