So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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