i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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