I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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