she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Pooping to opera.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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